Tale 5, How to piss off a Vampyress

I tapped my foot impatiently, was this woman really that shocked. I mean come on! It’s not like I came over to declare that I was her husband’s daughter from a previous affair, I’m just a vampyre princess in need of a place to stay, is that to much to ask!? Well I was now thoroughly pissed, while that stupid woman was staring off into space I wasn’t getting any warmer.

“Oi!” I said trying to catch Mrs. Airheads attention, “Are you going to let me in, or should I just bite off your head and be on my way to the next house?” I spat venomously. Well that got a reaction out of her one minute she’s leaning against the door frame looking like death, and the next she’s groveling at my feet flushed red and crying her heart. Calling me great lady, and your ladyship. Heh, now that’s the way I roll.